Blue Alien

Blue Alien desperately craved for a set of lego that they liked to experiment on. This seems a fairly weird activity, to my children, but not to the Alien, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a set of lego would be the item that was chosen.

Blue Alien carried a rubber johnny that they sometimes embrace. One might consider this to be an extraordinary thought, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who assumed it was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny being the chosen item.

Blue Alien needed a porno magazine that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly new proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who thought that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a porno magazine was the thing that was chosen.

Blue Alien looked for a bag of flour to put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly different operation, to my children, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a bag of flour would be the thing that was opted for.

Blue Alien searched for a tomato to put up their bum. This is certainly a new proposal, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a tomato would be the item that was chosen.

Blue Alien desperately searched for a can of coke that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly astonishing thought, to my children, but not to the Alien, who had decided it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a can of coke was the chosen item.