A Depressed Alien

A Depressed Alien searched for a sponge that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a funny idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who assumed that it was in fact, spectacular. A sponge is the item that was chosen.

A Depressed Alien desired a vibrator that they sometimes eat. It would be a somewhat surprising thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who considered it was wonderous. A vibrator was the item that was opted for.

A Depressed Alien desperately craved for a pint of cider that they sometimes break. It is a somewhat surprising idea, to my children, but not to the Alien, who thought that this idea was fun. Bizarrely, a pint of cider is the item to choose.

A Depressed Alien desperately desired a bottle of beer to embrace. It should be a somewhat surprising exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderful. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer being the chosen item.

A Depressed Alien had a bottle of wine that they would often put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a new thought, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who feels it was spectacular. A bottle of wine is the item to select.

A Depressed Alien always kept a custard pie that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It was an extraordinary thought, to most, but not to the Alien, who had decided that the idea was fun. Honestly, a custard pie being the item selected.