Her Exciting Alien

Her Exciting Alien looked for a ball that they would occasionally sleep with. It would have been a weird suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who felt that this idea is stunning. Who would have thought, a ball would be the chosen thing.

Her Exciting Alien desperately needed a pint of beer that they would sometimes play with. It might be a surprising thought, to some, but not to the Alien, who considered it would be exciting. Strangely, a pint of beer is the item to choose.

Her Exciting Alien found a rubber chicken that they would occasionally cuddle. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a rubber chicken would be the chosen thing.

Her Exciting Alien owned a pen that they liked to hug. This could be considered a fairly different approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who thought it was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a pen is the thing to choose.

Her Exciting Alien searched for a rubber chicken that they liked to share. This seems an astonishing suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who felt that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the item that was selected.

Her Exciting Alien looked for a little monkey that they would sometimes demolish. It might be a fairly unusual idea, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who thought that this idea is miraculous. Bizarrely, a little monkey was the chosen item.