My Careful Alien

My Careful Alien desperately searched for a custard pie that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might say this is a weird idea, to me, but not to the Alien, who considered that the idea was epic. Honestly, a custard pie being the chosen thing.

My Careful Alien desperately needed a porno magazine that they would often worship. One might find this to be a curious proposal, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, spectacular. Remarkably, a porno magazine is the item to opt for.

My Careful Alien needed a Harry Potter wand to put down their trousers. It would be a fairly bizarre activity, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who felt that this idea was amazing. A Harry Potter wand was the item that was selected.

My Careful Alien searched for a hat that they sometimes sit and look at. It might be a bizarre undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a hat would be the item that was selected.

My Careful Alien often carried a can of coke that they would try to nail to the wall. It might have been an odd thought, to you, but not to the Alien, who had decided it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a can of coke would be the item that was chosen.

My Careful Alien desperately needed a big sponge to experiment on. It might have been an exciting activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who felt that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a big sponge being the item opted for.