My Yellow Alien

My Yellow Alien often carried a melon to break. It should be a new thought, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a melon is the item to select.

My Yellow Alien desperately looked for a condom that they would sometimes put on his head. This seems to be a fairly different undertaking, to my children, but not to the Alien, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. Strangely, a condom would be the thing that was opted for.

My Yellow Alien needed a cheese grater that they would often play with. It would have been a fairly weird exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a cheese grater is the item to choose.

My Yellow Alien desperately looked for a radiator that they liked to put up their bum. One might find this to be a strange proposal, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderous. Strangely, a radiator would be the item that was selected.

My Yellow Alien desperately looked for a computer that they would occasionally sleep with. This is certainly a peculiar approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who considered it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a computer was the thing that was opted for.

My Yellow Alien needed a bottle of beer that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly exciting approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who feels it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer is the thing to opt for.