My Weary Alien

My Weary Alien looked for a bottle of wine that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It would have been a curious thing to do, to me, but not to the Alien, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine of all things.

My Weary Alien desperately desired a rubber chicken that they would sleep with. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to most, but not to the Alien, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken is the thing to select.

My Weary Alien looked for a teapot that they would often break. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my children, but not to the Alien, who had decided it was exciting. Honestly, a teapot is the item to select.

My Weary Alien carried a block of cheese that they sometimes hug. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who thought that this idea is stunning. Who would have thought, a block of cheese was the thing that was opted for.

My Weary Alien had a can of coke that they would often cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly exciting idea, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who had decided that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a can of coke is the thing to choose.

My Weary Alien found a big sponge that they sometimes throw. This seems a new operation, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who feels that this idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a big sponge would be the chosen thing.