A Nervous Alien

A Nervous Alien had a hat that they would sometimes put on his head. It would be a fairly original thought, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who had decided it was stunning. Remarkably, a hat was the item that was chosen.

A Nervous Alien desired a can of Tango that they would often put on his head. It was an extraordinary activity, to most, but not to the Alien, who feels it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango is the thing that was chosen.

A Nervous Alien desperately searched for a sword that they would break. It would have been a peculiar proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who had decided it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a sword being the thing selected.

A Nervous Alien desperately wanted a magic 8 ball that they liked to put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly original suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who had decided that this idea is wonderous. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball was the item that was chosen.

A Nervous Alien always kept a vibrator that they liked to throw. It should have been an extraordinary proposal, to some, but not to the Alien, who thought that this idea was amazing. A vibrator would be the thing that was opted for.

A Nervous Alien carried a cheese grater that they would occasionally embrace. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising action, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a cheese grater was the item that was selected.