My Big Alien

My Big Alien carried a ball that they would try to balance on their head. This is certainly a surprising thought, to you, but not to the Alien, who had decided that this idea is fun. A ball was the chosen thing.

My Big Alien desperately looked for a crown that they would play with. This seems a new idea, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who thought that this idea was fun. Honestly, a crown was the thing that was selected.

My Big Alien looked for a bat that they would sometimes put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly new operation, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a bat having that done to it

My Big Alien looked for a rubber chicken that they liked to put down their trousers. One might say this is an extraordinary idea, to some, but not to the Alien, who felt that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a rubber chicken would be the item that was selected.

My Big Alien found a bag of flour to experiment on. It was a fairly surprising exercise, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. A bag of flour is the thing that was chosen.

My Big Alien often carried a condom that they would often share. One might say this is a peculiar thought, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who had decided it was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom is the thing to opt for.