His Retarded Alien

His Retarded Alien carried a sack of potatoes that they liked to rub on his belly. It was a fairly astonishing proposal, to many, but not to the Alien, who thought that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was opted for.

His Retarded Alien always carried a ball that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly new undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who feels it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a ball having that done to it

His Retarded Alien desperately desired a can of coke that they liked to demolish. It might be a new thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who thinks it would be stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke being the thing selected.

His Retarded Alien always kept a little monkey that they would sometimes hug. This is certainly a fairly original action, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a little monkey being the thing opted for.

His Retarded Alien wanted a set square that they would often drop. One might find this to be a different action, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who considered it was wonderous. A set square would be the item that was chosen.

His Retarded Alien always carried a bag of flour to play with. It might be a fairly funny activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. A bag of flour would be the item that was selected.