Their Bewildered Alien

Their Bewildered Alien needed a condom to throw. It should have been an extraordinary suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have thought, a condom being the thing opted for.

Their Bewildered Alien desperately craved for a rubber johnny that they would often embrace. One might find this to be a different thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who had decided it would be awesome. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny being the thing opted for.

Their Bewildered Alien found a piece of paper that they would throw. This could be considered a fairly odd exercise, to you, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. A piece of paper is the thing to choose.

Their Bewildered Alien wanted a Harry Potter wand to insert somewhere. This seems to be a different approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who feels it would be amazing. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to select.

Their Bewildered Alien wanted a CD player that they would occasionally smash. This seems to be a fairly surprising thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who thinks that this idea is epic. Strangely, a CD player being the chosen item.

Their Bewildered Alien craved for a Harry Potter wand that they liked to put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to my children, but not to the Alien, who felt it was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was selected.