A Bum Loving Alien

A Bum Loving Alien looked for a can of Tango that they would sometimes demolish. It would be a fairly unusual undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who assumed that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a can of Tango of all things.

A Bum Loving Alien found a tomato that they sometimes demolish. It was considered to be a fairly exciting suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who thinks that this idea is breathtaking. Strangely, a tomato was the thing that was selected.

A Bum Loving Alien desired a painting of a melon that they would often sleep with. It might be an exciting thought, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who feels that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon being the item selected.

A Bum Loving Alien desired a sack of potatoes that they would often play with. It is considered to be a bizarre proposal, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who considered that this idea was fun. Strangely, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was selected.

A Bum Loving Alien found a cucumber that they would sometimes embrace. It is considered to be a curious thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who had decided it was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a cucumber was the item that was opted for.

A Bum Loving Alien craved for a bottle of beer that they would often sit and look at. It is an original thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who had decided it would be sublime. Remarkably, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was opted for.