A Crazy Alien

A Crazy Alien needed a melon that they sometimes annihilate This might appear to be an original approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who assumed that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a melon was the item that was opted for.

A Crazy Alien wanted a cucumber that they would often experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to you, but not to the Alien, who thinks that it was in fact, entertaining. Bizarrely, a cucumber would be the item chosen.

A Crazy Alien wanted a magic 8 ball that they would often annihilate It should be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who thought that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball being the item selected.

A Crazy Alien always kept a bag of poop that they sometimes worship. It should be a weird and wonderful exercise, to most, but not to the Alien, who thought that this idea was stunning. A bag of poop being the item opted for.

A Crazy Alien looked for a can of Tango to put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly funny proposal, to most, but not to the Alien, who considered it was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango of all things.

A Crazy Alien searched for a porno magazine that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly odd undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who thought that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine would be the thing that was selected.