My Horny Alien

My Horny Alien owned a teapot to throw. It should have been a fairly odd thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who thought it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a teapot is the thing to choose.

My Horny Alien desperately craved for a cup that they would sometimes put up their bum. It would have been a fairly new approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who considered that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a cup being the item selected.

My Horny Alien owned a cup that they would experiment on. It might have been a fairly exciting suggestion, to you, but not to the Alien, who felt it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a cup was the chosen item.

My Horny Alien looked for a set of lego to eat. It would have been a fairly new operation, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego would be the item that was opted for.

My Horny Alien owned a chocolate bar that they sometimes insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly unusual exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar being the chosen thing.

My Horny Alien always carried a hat to cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing operation, to you, but not to the Alien, who felt that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat was the thing that was opted for.