The Horny Alien

The Horny Alien desperately needed a hat that they would often hug. It was a peculiar approach to life, to some, but not to the Alien, who had decided it was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a hat being the thing selected.

The Horny Alien found a block of cheese to put in the bath with him. It should be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who feels that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a block of cheese would be the thing that was chosen.

The Horny Alien craved for a lava lamp to insert somewhere. It would be a different undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who thought it would be exciting. Honestly, a lava lamp being the item opted for.

The Horny Alien had a rubber chicken that they sometimes rub on his belly. It would be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a rubber chicken was the item that was chosen.

The Horny Alien looked for a pencil sharpener that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been an exciting approach to life, to you, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was selected.

The Horny Alien often carried a rubber chicken that they would often smash. It should have been a fairly original exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken was the chosen item.