His Stupid Alien

His Stupid Alien had a melon to smash. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who expected it would be awe-inspring. Strangely, a melon is the item to select.

His Stupid Alien found a dildo that they would throw. One might consider this to be a fairly funny operation, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who thinks that this idea is simply life. Honestly, a dildo would be the item that was opted for.

His Stupid Alien had a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally smash. One might find this to be a fairly different thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a pencil sharpener is the thing to opt for.

His Stupid Alien desperately searched for a hat that they would sometimes put up their bum. This is certainly a new thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who considered it was epic. A hat is the thing to select.

His Stupid Alien carried a CD player that they would break. It might be a fairly curious exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who expected that this idea is fun. Who would have thought, a CD player would be the thing that was chosen.

His Stupid Alien desperately searched for a can of coke to sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly odd undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a can of coke would be the item that was chosen.