A Scary Alien

A Scary Alien needed a bag of poop that they liked to embrace. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a bag of poop is the item that was chosen.

A Scary Alien searched for a custard pie that they would occasionally break. This is certainly a weird and wonderful action, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a custard pie is the item to choose.

A Scary Alien always had with them a teapot that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a peculiar activity, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who thinks it was amazing. Who would have thought, a teapot was the item that was chosen.

A Scary Alien needed a can of coke that they would experiment on. It should be a fairly strange activity, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who considered that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke would be the item that was selected.

A Scary Alien looked for a sponge that they liked to worship. This might appear to be an original thought, to some, but not to the Alien, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge was the thing that was chosen.

A Scary Alien wanted a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might say this is an astonishing idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a sack of potatoes was the item that was chosen.