The Determined Alien

The Determined Alien carried a toilet brush that they sometimes throw. It might be a weird operation, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who feels it was epic. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush is the thing that was chosen.

The Determined Alien desperately needed a lava lamp that they sometimes annihilate One might consider this to be a new activity, to some, but not to the Alien, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a lava lamp was the item that was chosen.

The Determined Alien desperately desired a cheese grater that they would often break. One might consider this to be an original thing to do, to most, but not to the Alien, who thought that this idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a cheese grater being the chosen thing.

The Determined Alien craved for a stapler that they liked to put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly astonishing approach to life, to some, but not to the Alien, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a stapler would be the thing that was selected.

The Determined Alien searched for a dildo to try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly extraordinary thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who feels it was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a dildo is the thing to opt for.

The Determined Alien desired a ball that they would occasionally put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly curious thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who expected it would be spectacular. Honestly, a ball is the thing that was chosen.