The Gentle Alien

The Gentle Alien desperately searched for a dildo that they liked to rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly surprising exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who assumed it was entertaining. A dildo would be the item that was chosen.

The Gentle Alien found a spade that they liked to put down their trousers. It was a somewhat surprising action, to most, but not to the Alien, who felt it would be breathtaking. Who would have thought, a spade having that done to it

The Gentle Alien desperately looked for a bat to embrace. One might find this to be an exciting suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who feels it was exciting. A bat being the thing selected.

The Gentle Alien searched for a wig that they liked to cuddle. It would be a weird suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who assumed that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a wig is the item that was chosen.

The Gentle Alien had a big sponge that they would occasionally drop. It is a bizarre proposal, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who feels it would be stunning. Remarkably, a big sponge being the chosen thing.

The Gentle Alien desperately searched for a ball that they would sometimes embrace. It should be an odd action, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who thought that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball was the item that was opted for.