The Different Alien

The Different Alien owned a radiator that they would often annihilate It would be a funny idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a radiator would be the item chosen.

The Different Alien found a pint of cider that they would occasionally put up their bum. It might have been an unusual suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who assumed it was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider being the thing selected.

The Different Alien had a wig that they would occasionally annihilate This seems to be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to some, but not to the Alien, who assumed that the idea was fun. Strangely, a wig was the thing that was selected.

The Different Alien wanted a rubber chicken to share. One might find this to be a fairly odd thought, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the item that was selected.

The Different Alien often carried a rubber chicken that they sometimes rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who had decided that this idea is entertaining. Strangely, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was selected.

The Different Alien often carried a block of cheese to demolish. One might find this to be a fairly original exercise, to many, but not to the Alien, who thinks it would be awesome. A block of cheese being the chosen thing.