My Lonely Alien

My Lonely Alien craved for a little monkey that they would eat. This could be considered a funny operation, to many, but not to the Alien, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a little monkey was the chosen thing.

My Lonely Alien searched for a sponge that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been an odd activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who had decided that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a sponge is the thing that was chosen.

My Lonely Alien searched for a cheese grater that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It was a fairly peculiar thought, to many, but not to the Alien, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a cheese grater having that done to it

My Lonely Alien found a condom that they would occasionally hug. This is certainly a fairly unusual exercise, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have imagined, a condom being the thing opted for.

My Lonely Alien often carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would often worship. It should be a bizarre approach to life, to my children, but not to the Alien, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was chosen.

My Lonely Alien desperately desired a cup that they would often put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly strange thought, to you, but not to the Alien, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a cup is the item to select.