The Big Alien

The Big Alien desperately desired a cheese grater to play with. It was a peculiar undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who felt that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater was the item that was opted for.

The Big Alien desperately needed a wig that they would often sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly peculiar action, to some, but not to the Alien, who feels that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a wig is the thing to opt for.

The Big Alien craved for a spade that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly bizarre proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who thinks that this idea is stunning. Bizarrely, a spade having that done to it

The Big Alien desperately searched for a toilet brush that they would occasionally annihilate It was considered to be a curious action, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who felt that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a toilet brush would be the item that was chosen.

The Big Alien wanted a tomato that they sometimes cuddle. It is a new approach to life, to many, but not to the Alien, who felt that this idea was miraculous. A tomato was the thing that was opted for.

The Big Alien desperately wanted a magic 8 ball to rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly odd action, to many, but not to the Alien, who thought that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the item that was chosen.