A Determined Alien

A Determined Alien craved for a lava lamp that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly astonishing action, to most, but not to the Alien, who thought that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp being the chosen thing.

A Determined Alien always carried a bag of poop that they would occasionally share. It is considered to be a new exercise, to some, but not to the Alien, who feels that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop is the item to opt for.

A Determined Alien desperately looked for a set of lego that they liked to break. One might say this is a fairly weird exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who expected that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego being the item opted for.

A Determined Alien owned a stapler that they would put in the bath with him. One might say this is a curious approach to life, to most, but not to the Alien, who thinks it was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a stapler having that done to it

A Determined Alien desperately looked for a bat to sleep with. This seems an unusual idea, to many, but not to the Alien, who considered that this idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a bat is the thing to choose.

A Determined Alien always had with them a porno magazine that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is an astonishing approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who felt that this idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a porno magazine was the item that was chosen.