A Dodgy Alien

A Dodgy Alien desperately needed a vibrator that they liked to put down their trousers. It is a fairly surprising undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who thought that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator would be the chosen thing.

A Dodgy Alien desperately desired a porno magazine that they would sometimes share. This seems a fairly exciting action, to me, but not to the Alien, who feels that this idea is stunning. Strangely, a porno magazine was the thing that was opted for.

A Dodgy Alien looked for a bottle of coke that they would demolish. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who thought that this idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke was the item that was selected.

A Dodgy Alien desperately desired a wig that they would smash. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who felt that this idea is amazing. Honestly, a wig is the item that was chosen.

A Dodgy Alien desperately craved for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes break. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who feels that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer of all things.

A Dodgy Alien desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper to sit and look at. This could be considered an unusual thought, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who had decided it was entertaining. A can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was chosen.