My Different Alien

My Different Alien always had with them a piece of paper that they would smash. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing activity, to my children, but not to the Alien, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A piece of paper is the thing that was chosen.

My Different Alien owned a teapot that they liked to annihilate One might find this to be a weird suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a teapot being the item opted for.

My Different Alien desperately looked for a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly curious approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who expected that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes being the chosen thing.

My Different Alien often carried a pen to insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly original action, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who felt it would be breathtaking. Who would have thought, a pen was the chosen thing.

My Different Alien needed a can of coke to smash. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising idea, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who thought it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke was the thing that was selected.

My Different Alien carried a cheese grater that they would annihilate This could be considered a fairly astonishing action, to many, but not to the Alien, who thinks that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater would be the chosen thing.