My Worrisome Alien

My Worrisome Alien found a rubber chicken that they liked to annihilate One might say this is a fairly original action, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who expected it would be amazing. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken is the thing to opt for.

My Worrisome Alien owned a radiator that they sometimes sit and look at. It might have been a fairly odd thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator is the thing that was chosen.

My Worrisome Alien found a vibrator to eat. It would have been an exciting thought, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who thought that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a vibrator was the thing that was selected.

My Worrisome Alien wanted a melon that they would sometimes annihilate This is certainly a bizarre suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, spectacular. Bizarrely, a melon was the item that was selected.

My Worrisome Alien had a sword that they would often cuddle. One might find this to be an original exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have imagined, a sword of all things.

My Worrisome Alien often carried a can of Tango that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to some, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. Honestly, a can of Tango is the item to select.