Tired Alien

Tired Alien owned a set square that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly strange proposal, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who considered that it was in fact, magnificent. Honestly, a set square being the chosen thing.

Tired Alien always kept a ball that they would put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to many, but not to the Alien, who thinks that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball was the chosen item.

Tired Alien often carried a bag of poop that they would cuddle. It would be a funny undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who had decided that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop was the thing that was chosen.

Tired Alien owned a teapot that they liked to play with. This seems to be a fairly exciting action, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who considered that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot was the thing that was selected.

Tired Alien desperately searched for a pint of beer that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly astonishing exercise, to you, but not to the Alien, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a pint of beer would be the thing that was selected.

Tired Alien desired a melon that they would sometimes sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly curious undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who had decided it was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon having that done to it