His Dodgy Alien

His Dodgy Alien desired a stretchman that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who feels it was exciting. Bizarrely, a stretchman was the thing that was selected.

His Dodgy Alien desperately craved for a dildo that they would occasionally share. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who feels that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a dildo was the item that was opted for.

His Dodgy Alien always had with them a radiator that they would occasionally put on his head. It might have been a fairly strange action, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who thought it was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator was the item that was selected.

His Dodgy Alien always carried a magic 8 ball that they liked to smash. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful action, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who had decided it would be sublime. A magic 8 ball would be the item that was chosen.

His Dodgy Alien desperately desired a condom to sit and look at. This might appear to be an astonishing undertaking, to you, but not to the Alien, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a condom is the thing to choose.

His Dodgy Alien owned a bag of poop that they would put in the bath with him. It was considered to be an extraordinary approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who feels it was sublime. Who would have thought, a bag of poop was the chosen item.