My Blue Alien

My Blue Alien desperately needed a spade that they liked to play with. It might be a weird suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who feels it was fun. Honestly, a spade would be the chosen thing.

My Blue Alien desperately looked for a dildo that they would sometimes play with. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who had decided that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo would be the item that was chosen.

My Blue Alien desperately desired a piece of paper to share. It should have been a bizarre action, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a piece of paper would be the thing that was chosen.

My Blue Alien always kept a computer that they would often put in the bath with him. It was a weird activity, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a computer would be the item chosen.

My Blue Alien carried a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes annihilate It should have been a fairly peculiar approach to life, to my children, but not to the Alien, who feels it was amazing. A pencil sharpener being the item selected.

My Blue Alien always kept a tomato that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It would have been an unusual activity, to me, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato was the thing that was chosen.