A Lonely Alien

A Lonely Alien had a mug that they would try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who feels that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a mug being the chosen thing.

A Lonely Alien searched for a custard pie to put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly peculiar idea, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who thought it would be amazing. Strangely, a custard pie is the thing to select.

A Lonely Alien desperately looked for a sponge that they would eat. It should be a fairly bizarre activity, to some, but not to the Alien, who expected it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a sponge being the item selected.

A Lonely Alien always had with them a bag of poop that they would occasionally demolish. It would have been a fairly weird idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop is the thing to select.

A Lonely Alien searched for a teapot that they would often try to balance on their head. This seems to be a funny approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who thinks that this idea is sublime. Honestly, a teapot is the thing to choose.

A Lonely Alien had a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally annihilate It would be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. A Harry Potter wand being the item opted for.