The Boring Alien

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The Boring Alien desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It should have been a surprising suggestion, to most, but not to the Alien, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was selected.

The Boring Alien found a wig that they would eat. It was a different proposal, to most, but not to the Alien, who feels that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a wig being the item opted for.

The Boring Alien searched for a stapler that they would occasionally drop. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful idea, to my children, but not to the Alien, who feels that this idea was entertaining. Strangely, a stapler being the item selected.

The Boring Alien owned a stretchman that they sometimes experiment on. One might consider this to be an extraordinary thought, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who considered it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a stretchman was the thing that was opted for.

The Boring Alien desperately looked for a painting of a melon that they would play with. It should be a strange proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who assumed that the idea was simply life. A painting of a melon would be the thing that was chosen.

The Boring Alien carried a cucumber that they liked to experiment on. This is certainly a fairly surprising exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who thinks that this idea is amazing. Remarkably, a cucumber being the item selected.