My Stupid Alien

My Stupid Alien needed a bottle of beer that they liked to put in the bath with him. It would be an unusual proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who thought it was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer being the item selected.

My Stupid Alien had a pencil sharpener that they would throw. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting idea, to most, but not to the Alien, who thinks it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was opted for.

My Stupid Alien found a sponge that they would occasionally eat. It should have been an extraordinary suggestion, to most, but not to the Alien, who considered it was miraculous. Remarkably, a sponge is the item that was chosen.

My Stupid Alien always carried a chocolate bar that they would occasionally experiment on. It would be a fairly surprising activity, to some, but not to the Alien, who thinks that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a chocolate bar is the item to select.

My Stupid Alien always kept a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes put up their bum. It was considered to be an original action, to me, but not to the Alien, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. A magic 8 ball being the chosen thing.

My Stupid Alien had a block of cheese that they would sometimes throw. This is certainly a different undertaking, to you, but not to the Alien, who thinks that this idea is spectacular. Bizarrely, a block of cheese of all things.