The Handsome Alien

The Handsome Alien desperately wanted a bag of flour that they sometimes hug. This could be considered a fairly odd suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who expected that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a bag of flour being the chosen thing.

The Handsome Alien found a bottle of beer that they liked to play with. It might have been a fairly funny activity, to many, but not to the Alien, who felt that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a bottle of beer being the item selected.

The Handsome Alien looked for a radiator that they sometimes rub on his belly. It might have been a new operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who felt that this idea is entertaining. Strangely, a radiator was the thing that was chosen.

The Handsome Alien had a painting of a melon that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly funny idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who thought that this idea was exciting. Strangely, a painting of a melon being the thing selected.

The Handsome Alien often carried a can of Tango that they would often try to nail to the wall. It was a weird and wonderful action, to me, but not to the Alien, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango is the item to choose.

The Handsome Alien carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would often put down their trousers. It would have been a weird undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to opt for.