His Ugly Alien

His Ugly Alien wanted a custard pie that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who felt that this idea was stunning. Honestly, a custard pie is the thing to choose.

His Ugly Alien desperately searched for a painting of a melon to demolish. This might appear to be a new approach to life, to some, but not to the Alien, who considered that it was in fact, entertaining. Remarkably, a painting of a melon is the thing to select.

His Ugly Alien owned a CD player that they would worship. This seems a bizarre operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who expected it would be wonderous. Honestly, a CD player being the chosen thing.

His Ugly Alien carried a computer that they would put on his head. This could be considered an exciting undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a computer being the item opted for.

His Ugly Alien desperately desired a block of cheese that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly original proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a block of cheese was the thing that was opted for.

His Ugly Alien desperately looked for a set of lego that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This could be considered a funny suggestion, to you, but not to the Alien, who thought that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a set of lego was the chosen item.