The Weary Alien

The Weary Alien desperately needed a sword that they would sometimes experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who expected that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword would be the chosen thing.

The Weary Alien always carried a crown that they liked to eat. One might find this to be an unusual exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a crown would be the chosen thing.

The Weary Alien looked for a bag of flour that they would play with. This seems to be a new idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who thought it would be awesome. Strangely, a bag of flour being the thing selected.

The Weary Alien found a rubber johnny that they sometimes cuddle. It should be a somewhat surprising thought, to me, but not to the Alien, who considered it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny is the item to opt for.

The Weary Alien desired a block of cheese that they liked to sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly original proposal, to many, but not to the Alien, who considered that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese would be the item that was chosen.

The Weary Alien found a bottle of wine that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It would be a somewhat surprising thought, to some, but not to the Alien, who thought that this idea is wonderous. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine is the thing to opt for.