Blue Alien

Blue Alien carried a pen that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly weird exercise, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a pen was the chosen thing.

Blue Alien always carried a radiator that they would sit and look at. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who thinks it was awesome. Who would have thought, a radiator of all things.

Blue Alien had a vibrator that they would often insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly peculiar operation, to some, but not to the Alien, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a vibrator was the item that was opted for.

Blue Alien desperately craved for a stapler that they would sometimes drop. This could be considered an exciting suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler is the item to choose.

Blue Alien searched for a bottle of wine that they sometimes put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly surprising thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who felt that this idea is fun. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine being the chosen item.

Blue Alien found a computer that they liked to smash. This could be considered a strange operation, to some, but not to the Alien, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. Honestly, a computer was the item that was chosen.