Her Gentle Alien

Her Gentle Alien desperately searched for a sword to throw. One might find this to be a fairly funny approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who assumed it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a sword was the item that was opted for.

Her Gentle Alien desperately desired a magic 8 ball that they sometimes break. It should have been a fairly unusual approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who considered that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the thing to choose.

Her Gentle Alien always kept a rubber johnny that they would occasionally break. It would have been a new approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny being the thing selected.

Her Gentle Alien desperately craved for a bottle of beer that they would put on his head. It should have been a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who had decided it was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer is the item to select.

Her Gentle Alien craved for a vibrator that they sometimes rub on his belly. It was a different idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who considered that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator would be the item that was chosen.

Her Gentle Alien had a bag of poop that they would occasionally put on his head. It was a fairly unusual thought, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who thought that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop would be the thing that was opted for.