His Fucking Alien

His Fucking Alien desired a lava lamp that they liked to share. It might be an unusual activity, to me, but not to the Alien, who thought it was entertaining. Strangely, a lava lamp is the item to select.

His Fucking Alien always had with them a bag of flour that they would often break. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who felt that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour would be the item that was chosen.

His Fucking Alien carried a pint of beer that they would often sit and look at. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a pint of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

His Fucking Alien searched for a bat that they would occasionally sleep with. It might have been a fairly different action, to me, but not to the Alien, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a bat was the item that was chosen.

His Fucking Alien needed a cup that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It was considered to be an unusual idea, to most, but not to the Alien, who considered it was fun. Strangely, a cup being the item selected.

His Fucking Alien wanted a sponge that they would sleep with. It might have been an original approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who considered it was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge would be the chosen thing.