Bum Loving Alien

Bum Loving Alien always had with them a stapler that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly odd thought, to me, but not to the Alien, who thought that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler would be the thing that was selected.

Bum Loving Alien desperately needed a sponge that they would sometimes play with. This could be considered a fairly strange exercise, to some, but not to the Alien, who assumed it was stunning. Honestly, a sponge was the thing that was chosen.

Bum Loving Alien always kept a little monkey that they liked to sleep with. It would have been a fairly astonishing thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was the most awesome idea. A little monkey was the chosen thing.

Bum Loving Alien always kept a pint of cider that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly different activity, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. Remarkably, a pint of cider was the thing that was opted for.

Bum Loving Alien desperately craved for a chocolate bar to sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly unusual suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who assumed that this idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar being the chosen thing.

Bum Loving Alien owned a pint of cider that they liked to cuddle. It would be a fairly funny approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who thought it would be amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider is the thing to opt for.