A Gentle Alien

A Gentle Alien desired a mug that they sometimes play with. It is a fairly original thought, to my children, but not to the Alien, who feels it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a mug was the thing that was chosen.

A Gentle Alien desperately looked for a bottle of wine to put down their trousers. One might say this is a funny idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the item that was opted for.

A Gentle Alien found a radiator that they would often put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre thought, to my children, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. Bizarrely, a radiator having that done to it

A Gentle Alien always carried a painting of a melon that they would occasionally cuddle. It should be a fairly new undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who considered that this idea is magnificent. Strangely, a painting of a melon being the item opted for.

A Gentle Alien desired a set square to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a funny thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who had decided it was spectacular. Remarkably, a set square was the chosen thing.

A Gentle Alien desperately needed a condom that they would often worship. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary activity, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who thought that this idea was fun. Honestly, a condom is the thing that was chosen.