The Anxious Alien

The Anxious Alien desperately wanted a spade that they would put on his head. It was considered to be an unusual suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who expected it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a spade would be the item that was selected.

The Anxious Alien desired a block of cheese that they would often embrace. It was considered to be a fairly unusual operation, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who expected it was awesome. A block of cheese is the thing to select.

The Anxious Alien desperately craved for a bottle of beer that they would often cuddle. This seems a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who feels that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a bottle of beer is the thing to opt for.

The Anxious Alien looked for a pencil sharpener to cuddle. It would have been an exciting undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. A pencil sharpener was the thing that was opted for.

The Anxious Alien desperately needed a piece of paper to rub on his belly. It was a bizarre approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper is the thing to choose.

The Anxious Alien always carried a lava lamp that they sometimes put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly weird idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who thinks it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a lava lamp would be the item chosen.