My Orange Alien

My Orange Alien desperately looked for a bag of poop that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a funny idea, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who thought that the idea was fun. Honestly, a bag of poop was the thing that was opted for.

My Orange Alien desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a surprising activity, to most, but not to the Alien, who had decided that the idea was epic. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was selected.

My Orange Alien wanted a bat that they would occasionally demolish. One might say this is a peculiar undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who expected that this idea was spectacular. Honestly, a bat was the item that was opted for.

My Orange Alien desperately wanted a vibrator that they would sometimes put on his head. It should have been a surprising proposal, to some, but not to the Alien, who thought that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator was the thing that was selected.

My Orange Alien always kept a dildo that they would occasionally throw. This might appear to be a new suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who felt it would be awesome. Who would have imagined, a dildo was the item that was chosen.

My Orange Alien looked for a teapot that they sometimes demolish. It should have been an odd idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderous. Strangely, a teapot was the item that was opted for.