My Beautiful Alien

My Beautiful Alien wanted a sponge that they would often throw. It is considered to be an exciting thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who thinks that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge would be the item that was selected.

My Beautiful Alien owned a porno magazine that they would annihilate It might have been a weird suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. Bizarrely, a porno magazine would be the item that was chosen.

My Beautiful Alien desperately desired a melon to rub on his belly. This could be considered a peculiar activity, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who thought it would be out of this world. Who would have thought, a melon being the item selected.

My Beautiful Alien desperately searched for a sponge that they liked to experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly weird suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a sponge being the item selected.

My Beautiful Alien desperately searched for a teapot that they would demolish. This could be considered a fairly curious exercise, to me, but not to the Alien, who assumed that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a teapot is the thing to opt for.

My Beautiful Alien desperately needed a rubber chicken that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might say this is a weird and wonderful thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who had decided that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken was the thing that was selected.