Boring Alien

Boring Alien searched for a painting of a melon that they would often rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly odd thought, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon was the thing that was chosen.

Boring Alien often carried a set square that they would often put in the bath with him. This seems a weird thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who had decided it was sublime. Honestly, a set square is the item to choose.

Boring Alien needed a pint of cider that they liked to sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who expected that it was in fact, entertaining. A pint of cider would be the item that was chosen.

Boring Alien owned a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally demolish. This might appear to be a fairly surprising thought, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who had decided that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener is the thing that was chosen.

Boring Alien desperately searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes eat. It was considered to be a peculiar exercise, to my children, but not to the Alien, who felt it was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen item.

Boring Alien carried a radiator to try to balance on their head. This might appear to be an odd activity, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a radiator of all things.