Her Dodgy Alien

Her Dodgy Alien desperately looked for a lava lamp that they would sit and look at. It was considered to be an exciting activity, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who thinks that this idea is exciting. Honestly, a lava lamp would be the item chosen.

Her Dodgy Alien owned a toilet brush that they liked to worship. It would have been a fairly astonishing idea, to you, but not to the Alien, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a toilet brush being the thing selected.

Her Dodgy Alien carried a custard pie that they would often put down their trousers. This seems a fairly surprising exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who considered that this idea was stunning. A custard pie being the thing selected.

Her Dodgy Alien looked for a crown that they would play with. It was considered to be an exciting thing to do, to most, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a crown was the chosen thing.

Her Dodgy Alien craved for a can of Tango that they liked to hug. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a can of Tango being the thing opted for.

Her Dodgy Alien desperately wanted a chocolate bar that they liked to put on his head. It might be a fairly astonishing exercise, to my children, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. Remarkably, a chocolate bar being the thing selected.