His Bewildered Alien

His Bewildered Alien looked for a toilet brush that they sometimes smash. This could be considered a weird proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who felt it would be wonderful. Who would have thought, a toilet brush was the item that was opted for.

His Bewildered Alien searched for a porno magazine that they would sometimes cuddle. One might say this is a fairly strange approach to life, to many, but not to the Alien, who thought that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine is the item to select.

His Bewildered Alien found a bottle of beer that they would sometimes experiment on. It was a fairly odd thought, to some, but not to the Alien, who thought it would be awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer is the item to opt for.

His Bewildered Alien desperately desired a Harry Potter wand that they liked to insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to you, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to choose.

His Bewildered Alien always had with them a cup that they would occasionally smash. It would have been a fairly funny undertaking, to most, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. Who would have imagined, a cup being the item selected.

His Bewildered Alien wanted a set square that they would demolish. It should have been a bizarre proposal, to most, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is entertaining. Bizarrely, a set square being the thing opted for.