Her Cute Alien

Her Cute Alien desperately craved for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally worship. This is certainly a fairly weird operation, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who considered that this idea was spectacular. Strangely, a rubber johnny is the thing to select.

Her Cute Alien always carried a vibrator that they liked to eat. It should have been an unusual idea, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a vibrator would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Cute Alien always had with them a block of cheese that they would break. This is certainly a fairly odd approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese was the item that was opted for.

Her Cute Alien needed a cup that they liked to worship. It was a fairly extraordinary idea, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who expected it was miraculous. Honestly, a cup was the chosen thing.

Her Cute Alien needed a stapler that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly unusual undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion it was entertaining. Who would have thought, a stapler of all things.

Her Cute Alien carried a condom that they would occasionally smash. It would have been an exciting thought, to most, but not to the Alien, who expected it would be spectacular. Honestly, a condom was the item that was chosen.