The Anxious Alien

The Anxious Alien always carried a pen that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who assumed that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a pen of all things.

The Anxious Alien desperately searched for a computer that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who felt that it was in fact, exciting. A computer would be the item chosen.

The Anxious Alien found a porno magazine that they liked to break. This could be considered a fairly peculiar approach to life, to you, but not to the Alien, who feels that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine was the thing that was chosen.

The Anxious Alien had a rubber chicken that they would often put in the bath with him. It is a fairly bizarre proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who expected that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a rubber chicken was the chosen item.

The Anxious Alien wanted a chocolate bar that they liked to put down their trousers. It would have been a weird suggestion, to me, but not to the Alien, who thinks that this idea is sublime. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar was the item that was chosen.

The Anxious Alien always kept a pint of beer to worship. It might be a fairly odd activity, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who assumed that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a pint of beer is the item to opt for.