A Boring Alien

A Boring Alien desperately desired a bottle of coke that they would throw. This seems to be a fairly bizarre exercise, to me, but not to the Alien, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke was the thing that was opted for.

A Boring Alien found a cup that they liked to cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly odd exercise, to some, but not to the Alien, who expected that this idea is awesome. Who would have imagined, a cup is the thing to opt for.

A Boring Alien needed a dildo that they would often sit and look at. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who feels that it was in fact, spectacular. Bizarrely, a dildo was the thing that was selected.

A Boring Alien owned a toilet brush that they would occasionally worship. It should be a weird thought, to some, but not to the Alien, who feels that this idea is the most awesome idea. Strangely, a toilet brush would be the thing that was selected.

A Boring Alien always had with them a porno magazine that they would often share. It was a peculiar activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine was the chosen item.

A Boring Alien craved for a set of lego that they liked to worship. This is certainly a bizarre activity, to some, but not to the Alien, who feels that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a set of lego is the thing to select.