A Naughty Alien

A Naughty Alien always had with them a stretchman that they sometimes annihilate This could be considered a surprising operation, to some, but not to the Alien, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a stretchman was the item that was selected.

A Naughty Alien desperately looked for a wig that they would occasionally embrace. One might find this to be a bizarre suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have imagined, a wig was the chosen item.

A Naughty Alien craved for a can of Tango to try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a strange exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who thought that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a can of Tango would be the item that was chosen.

A Naughty Alien found a bottle of wine that they liked to experiment on. One might say this is a bizarre approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who considered that it was in fact, breathtaking. Honestly, a bottle of wine is the item to choose.

A Naughty Alien had a cucumber that they would occasionally sleep with. One might say this is an astonishing undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who thought that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a cucumber would be the thing that was chosen.

A Naughty Alien desired a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might say this is an astonishing approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who had decided that this idea was awesome. Honestly, a sack of potatoes of all things.