Depressed Alien

Depressed Alien desired a radiator that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It would be a different action, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who considered that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a radiator being the thing opted for.

Depressed Alien looked for a lava lamp that they liked to put up their bum. This seems a fairly original action, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who thought it was spectacular. Remarkably, a lava lamp being the chosen thing.

Depressed Alien often carried a Harry Potter wand to put up their bum. It is an extraordinary idea, to me, but not to the Alien, who expected it was spectacular. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to select.

Depressed Alien needed a toilet brush that they would worship. It might have been a fairly astonishing approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have thought, a toilet brush is the thing to choose.

Depressed Alien craved for a bottle of beer that they sometimes throw. It might be a strange proposal, to me, but not to the Alien, who thinks that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer was the chosen thing.

Depressed Alien desperately searched for a block of cheese that they liked to sit and look at. It should have been a weird and wonderful operation, to some, but not to the Alien, who felt that this idea is wonderful. Who would have thought, a block of cheese would be the item chosen.